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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

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well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post

vormirs:

mlmdirkgently:

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without doubt the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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same energy

mochipanko:

Ghibli fashion - Howl, Haku & the Baron

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Sophie, Kiki, Chihiro & Arrietty!

adult-sasuke:

remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.

meradorm:

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

lilysolil:

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wow hand holding is so lewd

pissvortex:

thank you to the person in wayneradiotv’s twitch chat who found a race horse named Fortnite Dance

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danefonda:

i really do think the excess of memes about tops and bottoms that accidentally turned them into gendered categories is mostly the result of the fact that no one making those memes has ever had sex and they think top/bottom are innate identities 

violettherainwing:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

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also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

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adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy:

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

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acegender:

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

atlas-prime:

rare-drop:

You can always tell which sign belongs to the person making one of those “The signs as___”, because they’re always like-

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That’s just Virgos

ciryes:

1-800-ARE-YOU-FLAPPIN

grorges:

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this is SO dumb but take it. the idea just decided to eat my brain

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